Crunchyroll Dice Drinking Game

Crunchyroll has a feature where, if you don't know what to watch, you can roll a dice and it picks a random show for you. Using that, I have created this list of variables that those show may or may not have/be and that you can get drunk off of. If you really have nothing else better to do, I guess.

Just roll the dice, refresh the page and drink as instructed if anything applies to your show.

Take a shot. . .
... if it's a horror anime.

... if one of the characters is gothic lolita.

... if there is a lot of noticeable CG.

... if the opening song features Engrish. If the opening is completely in english or has no lyrics, take two shots.

... if it's a kid show. Take an additional shot if there's a dragon it and for each consecutive one after.

... if one of the characters is blonde.