Crunchyroll Dice Drinking Game

Crunchyroll has a feature where, if you don't know what to watch, you can roll a dice and it picks a random show for you. Using that, I have created this list of variables that those show may or may not have/be and that you can get drunk off of. If you really have nothing else better to do, I guess.

Just roll the dice, refresh the page and drink as instructed if anything applies to your show.

Take a shot. . .
... if you get a show longer than 30 minutes.

... if it's shounen-ai or shoujo-ai.

... if it's a magical girl show.

... if the series title features the name of a character.

... if it some how has a rating of less than five stars.

... if it's a sports anime. Take another shot if it's a sport you haven't played.