Crunchyroll Dice Drinking Game

Crunchyroll has a feature where, if you don't know what to watch, you can roll a dice and it picks a random show for you. Using that, I have created this list of variables that those show may or may not have/be and that you can get drunk off of. If you really have nothing else better to do, I guess.

Just roll the dice, refresh the page and drink as instructed if anything applies to your show.

Take a shot. . .
... if one of the characters has an eyepatch.

... if the episode doesn't take place in a school.

... if the series the episode is from has more than 100 episodes. Take two shots if it's more than 200.

... if a character dies in that episode.

... if there are three male main characters.

... if there's slapstick comedy involved.